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Diplo, are you f**king serious?!
Diplo, the artist partially responsible for making Dubstep a viral phenomenon in America, has taken his taste for tasteless music even farther by producing this tune called "Evil Boy" for Die Antwoord. http://pitchfork.com/tv/%23/musicvideo/8418-die-antwoord-evil-boy-ch... read more
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Mosquitos...nuff said
I hate these fooking things. Beyond the annoying and painful bites these bastards always seem to buzz around my ear while trying to sleep. Can't they be a bit more stealthy when trying to rob me of my blood? Personally I am prepared to live with the foodchain effects ... read more
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Tweeners Keep your Lips Sealed
So, I have always wondered why people find their own lives so insignificant that they must make everyone around them miserable. A certain someone at a certain somewhere I will not mention any names decided THEY, to keep ambiguity intact, would tell on everyone in the office ... read more
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Internet failures…are you serious?
So facebook has crashed twice in the last month, twitter twice in the last 6 months. News agencies report this as "internet failures". You have got to be kidding me. I suppose I should be happy that the majority of society can be contained on two websites.... read more
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What does Ozzy know about health?
Rolling Stone magazine just hired Ozzy Osbourne as their newest columnist... Not a big shocker in and of itself, but I seriously never would have guessed his "area of specialty" is Health. Here is a quote from Rolling Stone: "We are soliciting questions right now fo... read more
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The Horrors of the Workplace Mircowave
If you work in an office, you have most likely experienced the horror that is the communal microwave -- which is only slightly less horrific than the communal refrigerator. First of all, the smell that comes out of it is always reminiscent of toxic waste and burnt popcor... read more
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Idiocracy is closer than we think!
I haven't seen more than a grand total of about ten minutes of the MTV show "The Jersey Shore", but I would assume that it is safe to say nobody on that cast should be serving as a role model to anyone. But you know what happens when you make assumptions, and this time I re... read more
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Keep your beliefs off my body.
I'm getting really tired of people feeling the need to proselytize their latest "moment of clarity" every time they see me. And I'm gonna be honest- this extends past Christianity, too. I've actually have more trouble with atheists getting in my face recently. I don't have ... read more
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Jon Stewart shaking his fist at twitter. Shake with or at him?
I loved the bit from March of '09 where Jon (old man) Stewart shakes his fist at Twitter. If you missed it here is the vid: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-march-2-2009/twitter-frenzy My favorite line from Jon: "lets tweet these twatter's tweener twinks!" Whil... read more
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A Not So Modest Proposal
It has come to my attention lately that there has been a zombie outbreak amidst us for years and no one is doing a damn thing about it. They infiltrate our everyday lives, mindlessly garbling to other zombies, text messaging while driving and, my favorite, breeding. That's r... read more
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Low-Life, Scum-Sucking Gangsters
I feel like I first need qualify myself by saying that I am not racist. I simply hate American "gangsta" culture. A society of individuals who's value... read more
TWF TSA?!
In America we have this thing called “The Constitution”. It is a piece of paper that is supposed to guarantee citizens certain inalienable rights... read more
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